Drinks on Me

"How to Piss off a teenager" CoasterCoasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 1.6 oz (45.36 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs./!\ WARNING:...

Single Coaster“Are you drunk?YesNoX"Coasters are 4"x4" and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 0.64 oz (18.14 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small parts. Not for children under...

“Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them."Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 1.6 oz (45.36 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD -...

The cocktail napkin to add laughter to any gatheringThe original Double sided napkin. Printing on both sides for extra fun.5"x5" cocktail napkin20 (3 ply) napkins in each packageMade in GermanyWeight: 1 oz (28.35 g)Dimensions: 5 x 5 x 1 in (12.7 x...

“Funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems like it's impossible but 8 beers and 6 shots in 3 hours go down like a fat kid on a see-saw..." Coasters are 4" x4" and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USAMade in...

The cocktail napkin to add laughter to any gatheringThe original Double sided napkin. Printing on both sides for extra fun.5"x5" cocktail napkin20 (3 ply) napkins in each packageMade in GermanyWeight: 1.6 oz (45.36 g)Dimensions: 5 x 5 x 1 in (12.7...

“My housekeeping style is best described as ‘There appears to have been a struggle.’"Coasters are 4"x4" and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 1.6 oz (45.36 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING...

The cocktail napkin to add laughter to any gatheringThe original Double sided napkin. Printing on both sides for extra fun.5"x5" cocktail napkin20 (3 ply) napkins in each packageMade in GermanyWeight: 1.6 oz (45.36 g)Dimensions: 5 x 5 x 1 in (12.7...

“Having a daughter is like having a broke best friend who thinks you’re rich."Coasters are 4"x4" and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 1.6 oz (45.36 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD -...

“Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for 11 minutes."Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 0.1 oz (2.83 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING...

"I just bought my husband a 'Get better Soon' card. He's not sick...I just think he could be better"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 0.32 oz (9.07 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING...

"My mom as a mom: You get what you get, deal with it""My mom as a grandma: Would you like your grilled cheese cut into stars or hearts?"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 0.1 oz...

The cocktail napkin to add laughter to any gatheringThe original Double sided napkin. Printing on both sides for extra fun.5"x5" cocktail napkin20 (3 ply) napkins in each packageMade in GermanyWeight: 1 oz (28.35 g)Dimensions: 5 x 5 x 1 in (12.7 x...

“My kids asked me what it was like growing up in the 80s...so I took their phones away and turned the internet off."Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 0.64 oz (18.14 g)/!\...

“Last night the internet shopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people."Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 1.6 oz (45.36 g)/!\ WARNING:...

“Sometimes I stare at my husband when he isn't looking and I think to myself, wow...He is one lucky son of a bitch"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 0.64 oz (18.14 g)/!\...

The cocktail napkin to add laughter to any gatheringThe original Double sided napkin. Printing on both sides for extra fun.5"x5" cocktail napkin20 (3 ply) napkins in each packageMade in GermanyWeight: 1.6 oz (45.36 g)Dimensions: 5 x 5 x 1 in (12.7...

“It's like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them" - MomCoasters are 4" x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA..Made in United StatesWeight: 0.64 oz (18.14 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING...

Napkin Party in the Box: filled with 25 different cocktail napkins, EVERYDAY theme. *No F words/!\ WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs./!\ WARNING: Cancer & Reproductive Harm - California Proposition 65 - www...

“Trying to make protein shakes, but they keep coming out as margaritas"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 0.64 oz (18.14 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small parts. Not for...