Drinks on Me

“Sometimes I stare at my husband when he isn't looking and I think to myself, wow...He is one lucky son of a bitch"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 0.64 oz (18.14 g)/!\...

"I just bought my husband a 'Get better Soon' card. He's not sick...I just think he could be better"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 0.32 oz (9.07 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING...

"What does it mean if the holy water sizzles when it hits your skin? Asking for a friend"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 1.6 oz (45.36 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small...

“Trying to make protein shakes, but they keep coming out as margaritas"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 0.64 oz (18.14 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small parts. Not for...

"How to Piss off a teenager" CoasterCoasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 1.6 oz (45.36 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs./!\ WARNING:...

“My kids asked me what it was like growing up in the 80s...so I took their phones away and turned the internet off."Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 0.64 oz (18.14 g)/!\...

“A true friend reaches for your hand, and puts a wine glass in it."Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 0.32 oz (9.07 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small parts. Not for...

“It's like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them" - MomCoasters are 4" x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA..Made in United StatesWeight: 0.64 oz (18.14 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING...

“Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them."Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 1.6 oz (45.36 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD -...

“I wonder what my dog named me."Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 4.48 oz (127.01 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs./!\ WARNING:...

“Last night the internet shopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people."Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 1.6 oz (45.36 g)/!\ WARNING:...

“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes...She hugged me."Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 1.6 oz (45.36 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small parts. Not for children...

“My housekeeping style is best described as ‘There appears to have been a struggle.’"Coasters are 4"x4" and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 1.6 oz (45.36 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING...

“I’ve reached that age where my brain goes from “You probably shouldn’t say that," to “What the hell, let's see what happens." Coasters are 4" x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 1.6 oz (45...

“Funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems like it's impossible but 8 beers and 6 shots in 3 hours go down like a fat kid on a see-saw..." Coasters are 4" x4" and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USAMade in...

“The officer said ‘You drinking?’ I said ‘You buying?’ We just laughed and laughed. I need bail money."Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 1.6 oz (45.36 g)/!\ WARNING:...

“If you ever get caught sleeping at work, just slowly raise your head and say ‘In Jesus’ name I pray.’"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA./!\ WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small parts. Not for children under...

Single Coaster“Are you drunk?YesNoX"Coasters are 4"x4" and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 0.64 oz (18.14 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small parts. Not for children under...