Drinks on Me

“One minute you're young and fun. And the next, you're turning down the stereo in your car to see better"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in...

"1. Going to bed early2. Not leaving my house3. Not going to a partyMy childhood punishments have become my adult goals"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in...

"Potatoes make french fries, chips, and vodka. It's like the other vegetables aren't even trying"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United...

“Cop: What's in the bottle?Lady: Just some waterCop: Ma'am that's wine.Lady: OMG. Jesus did it again!"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in...

“Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for 11 minutes."Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United...

"My mom as a mom: You get what you get, deal with it""My mom as a grandma: Would you like your grilled cheese cut into stars or hearts?"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round...

“Me: This show is boring""Boss: Again, this is a Zoom conference"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 0.64 oz (18.14 g)/!\...

“Most people can't tell if I'm being sincere or a smartass. It's kind of a gift"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 1.6 oz...

“My ability to remember song lyrics from the 80s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA...

“I had My Patience Tested. I'm Negative"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 1.6 oz (45.36 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD -...

“Sometimes I stare at my husband when he isn't looking and I think to myself, wow...He is one lucky son of a bitch"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA...

“I whisper what the f#ck to myself at least twenty times a day"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 1.6 oz (45.36 g)/!\...

"I just bought my husband a 'Get better Soon' card. He's not sick...I just think he could be better"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United...

"What does it mean if the holy water sizzles when it hits your skin? Asking for a friend"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight:...

“Trying to make protein shakes, but they keep coming out as margaritas"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 0.64 oz (18.14...

“Please, leave by 9"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 1.6 oz (45.36 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small parts. Not for...

"Add to Cart" coasterCoasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 0.64 oz (18.14 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small parts. Not...

"How to Piss off a teenager" CoasterCoasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 1.6 oz (45.36 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small...

“My kids asked me what it was like growing up in the 80s...so I took their phones away and turned the internet off."Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA...

“Having a daughter is like having a broke best friend who thinks you’re rich."Coasters are 4"x4" and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United...