The cocktail napkin to add laughter to any gatheringThe original Double sided napkin. Printing on both sides for extra fun.5"x5" cocktail napkin20 (3 ply) napkins in each packageMade in GermanyWeight: 1.6 oz (45.36 g)Dimensions: 5 x 5 x 1 in (12.7...

You know you're getting old when you clean to the music you used to party to.Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 1.6 oz (45.36 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small parts. Not...

Someone asked how much I usually spend on a bottle of wine. I don't know...Half an hour?Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 1.6 oz (45.36 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small...

"I now know how it will all end for me...One of my kids will unplug my life support to charge their phone"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 1.6 oz (45.36 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING...

“Fun Fact: If you refill a whine glass before it's empty, it still counts as 1 glass"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 0.64 oz (18.14 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small...

“One minute you're young and fun. And the next, you're turning down the stereo in your car to see better"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 1.6 oz (45.36 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING...

"1. Going to bed early2. Not leaving my house3. Not going to a partyMy childhood punishments have become my adult goals"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 1.6 oz (45.36...

"Potatoes make french fries, chips, and vodka. It's like the other vegetables aren't even trying"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 1.6 oz (45.36 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD -...

“Cop: What's in the bottle?Lady: Just some waterCop: Ma'am that's wine.Lady: OMG. Jesus did it again!"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 1.6 oz (45.36 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING...

“Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for 11 minutes."Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 0.1 oz (2.83 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING...

"My mom as a mom: You get what you get, deal with it""My mom as a grandma: Would you like your grilled cheese cut into stars or hearts?"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 0.1 oz...

“Me: This show is boring""Boss: Again, this is a Zoom conference"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 0.64 oz (18.14 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small parts. Not for...

“My ability to remember song lyrics from the 80s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 1.6 oz (45.36 g)/!\...

“I had My Patience Tested. I'm Negative"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 1.6 oz (45.36 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs./!\...

“Sometimes I stare at my husband when he isn't looking and I think to myself, wow...He is one lucky son of a bitch"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 0.64 oz (18.14 g)/!\...

"I just bought my husband a 'Get better Soon' card. He's not sick...I just think he could be better"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 0.32 oz (9.07 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING...

"What does it mean if the holy water sizzles when it hits your skin? Asking for a friend"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 1.6 oz (45.36 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small...

“Trying to make protein shakes, but they keep coming out as margaritas"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 0.64 oz (18.14 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small parts. Not for...

“Please, leave by 9"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 1.6 oz (45.36 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs./!\ WARNING: Cancer &...

"Add to Cart" coasterCoasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 0.64 oz (18.14 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs./!\ WARNING: Cancer &...