Drinks on Me

“Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for 11 minutes."Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United...

"My mom as a mom: You get what you get, deal with it""My mom as a grandma: Would you like your grilled cheese cut into stars or hearts?"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round...

“Me: This show is boring""Boss: Again, this is a Zoom conference"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 0.64 oz (18.14 g)/!\...

“My ability to remember song lyrics from the 80s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA...

“I had My Patience Tested. I'm Negative"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 1.6 oz (45.36 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD -...

“Sometimes I stare at my husband when he isn't looking and I think to myself, wow...He is one lucky son of a bitch"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA...

"I just bought my husband a 'Get better Soon' card. He's not sick...I just think he could be better"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United...

"What does it mean if the holy water sizzles when it hits your skin? Asking for a friend"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight:...

“Trying to make protein shakes, but they keep coming out as margaritas"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 0.64 oz (18.14...

"How to Piss off a teenager" CoasterCoasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 1.6 oz (45.36 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small...

“My kids asked me what it was like growing up in the 80s...so I took their phones away and turned the internet off."Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA...

“Having a daughter is like having a broke best friend who thinks you’re rich."Coasters are 4"x4" and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United...

“A true friend reaches for your hand, and puts a wine glass in it."Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 0.32 oz (9.07 g)/!\...

“It's like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them" - MomCoasters are 4" x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA..Made in United...

“Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them."Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United...

“I wonder what my dog named me."Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 4.48 oz (127.01 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small...

“Last night the internet shopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people."Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in...

“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes...She hugged me."Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 1.6 oz (45.36 g)/!\...

“My housekeeping style is best described as ‘There appears to have been a struggle.’"Coasters are 4"x4" and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United...

“I’ve reached that age where my brain goes from “You probably shouldn’t say that," to “What the hell, let's see what happens." Coasters are 4" x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners...