Drinks on Me

"How to Piss off a teenager" CoasterCoasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 1.6 oz (45.36 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small...

“My kids asked me what it was like growing up in the 80s...so I took their phones away and turned the internet off."Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA...

“Having a daughter is like having a broke best friend who thinks you’re rich."Coasters are 4"x4" and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United...

“A true friend reaches for your hand, and puts a wine glass in it."Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 0.32 oz (9.07 g)/!\...

“It's like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them" - MomCoasters are 4" x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA..Made in United...

“Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them."Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United...

“I wonder what my dog named me."Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 4.48 oz (127.01 g)/!\ WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small...

“Last night the internet shopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people."Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in...

“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes...She hugged me."Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 1.6 oz (45.36 g)/!\...

“My housekeeping style is best described as ‘There appears to have been a struggle.’"Coasters are 4"x4" and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United...

“Lead me not into temptation...oh who am I kidding, follow me, I know a shortcut."Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA..Made in United StatesWeight: 0.01...

“I’ve reached that age where my brain goes from “You probably shouldn’t say that," to “What the hell, let's see what happens." Coasters are 4" x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners...

“Funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems like it's impossible but 8 beers and 6 shots in 3 hours go down like a fat kid on a see-saw..." Coasters are 4" x4" and made with resin with a cork...

“The officer said ‘You drinking?’ I said ‘You buying?’ We just laughed and laughed. I need bail money."Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in...

“If you ever get caught sleeping at work, just slowly raise your head and say ‘In Jesus’ name I pray.’"Coasters are 4"x 4" resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA./!\...

Single Coaster“Are you drunk?YesNoX"Coasters are 4"x4" and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.Made in United StatesWeight: 0.64 oz (18.14 g)/!\...